We perform an extensive empirical study of the statistical properties of Batch Norm and other common normalizers. This includes an examination of correlation between representations of minibatches, gradient norms, and Hessian spectra both at initialization and over the course of training. Through this analysis, we identify several statistical properties which appear linked to Batch Norm's superior performance. We propose two simple normalizers -- PreLayerNorm, and RegNorm -- which better match these desirable properties without involving operations along the batch dimension. We show that PreLayerNorm and RegNorm achieve much of the performance of Batch Norm without requiring batch dependence, that they reliably outperform LayerNorm, and that they can be applied in situations where Batch Norm is ineffective.